Friday Blues...

I wasn't at home the whole day due to some caught up business. Was quite demoralised and profounded by wat happened just now but i was cleared from any wrongdoings so i'm feeling better now.

Its not too late...

Finally, i decided to post a new entry. I was contemplating whether to continue with this blog or give it up for good and i decided to revive this blog for some more time.

Special thanks: Kim & Kelynn

Throughout the semester, i was plagued by a lot of problems and it affected my attitude towards my studies. But came this 2 angels who decided not to give up on me and push me on for the success of the group. From the bottom of my heart, i thank you for all that you guys have done. Others may have given up on me but u guys stuck through with me and i admire your steadfastness. I'm not good in saying thank you but i hope that this small note of mine will go along way in appreciating what you guys have done for this semester.

To my friends...

Dudes, babes, peeps....

Firstly, i apologise if i have done anything wrong (actions, words or writing) that i may or may not notice. Since the final year will come to an end soon, i wish and hope that all those friendships that i made (CSC, FSRC, FC, FB) will remain etched in a wonderful memory in the future.

FC: I heard a lot of stories during this semester and i seriously feel that the class is falling apart. We have shared many things and on many occasions went out together, spending time understanding one another and enjoying time in chalets and outings. I have this fear that i will lose all these wonderful friendships and i really hope that it will not happen.

For those who blog, i just leave a piece of advice for you. Don't hide behind your blog and post insensitive comments that hurt others. You can air your grievances but please make sure you identify whom is it for. Be more responsible for your actions. And by the way, there's no one backstabbing you, its just a paranoia on your part due to your guilty actions.

Rizwan 500 Industrial Index (3/3/2007)

I understand that most of the investors are concerned with the market conditions currently. So as CEO, I'm happy to declare that its booming rapidly.

Updates on FSRC's market:

The day started all well after i finally came exactly at 8.30am and was feeling happy with myself. As i was taking over Janice's duties (President of FSRC), i decided to do it quickly before focusing on slacking for the rest of the day. The sky started to darken and gales of wind blew hard into FSRC.

HZH came late and dutifully, i marked him late and had to submit his details to the system. Was asking Janice for all the procedures and i informed her that HZH was late. That's when he shouted and demanded to noe why i was speaking about him. I shouted back with uncouth words amid strong applause from all the investors and the index shot up drastically and was at 780,000 points as of lunch time.

The index drop slightly when it was reopened after lunch but at 3 pm, several incidence caused the rapid shift of the index. Yong Xian, Public Relation Director of the Index, decided to declare the rest of day as Games Day and almost all the investors joined to play games like Mafia, Passing Parcel and Murderer. Mafia was silly to play (as populated by Sebastian) and we focused on Passing Parcel after that. That's when the market became violent.

Had many forfeits done (most were gross like when me and CYX had to do pole dancing with each other) but the worse was when i had to take HZH's cap and posed with it. Was saying things like " Where's your manners? Your mother never teach ah?" and "F*** U and Mother F***** towards me. He even dared to scold me CHILDISH. This time round, the fighter spirit in me came out. I fought him word for word until he gave up. At that point, i instigated him by asking innocently whether he had lost. As a pervetic coward, he refused to answer.

The index as of now is at 2,500,000 points and is expected to rise for the incoming weeks. Investors should quickly buy the stocks now or risk losing the opportunity to make more money.

Rizwan 500 Industrial Index

For those who are not used to finance, its just a complete rubbish so dun bother to read more on them.

The recent incorporation of the Rizwan 500 Industrial Index in the Financial Resource Service Centre (FSRC) was sponsored by the Islamic Bank of Rizwan. The purpose of this index is to measure the VIOLENTILITY of us towards HOE ZONG HUAN and as CEO, i'm happy to say that the index is booming rapidly.

Most of you will be waiting to hear the commentary of what happened during the presentation today and i'm happy to give you my version (true and original) of the event.

As my group ( Me, Jia En, Nazreen,Yi Xuan and Grace) was the first to present today, all of us were jittery and nervous about the ordeal. Started off well with my usual carry ball method of greetings: A very good morning to our charismatic and visionary lecturer, Ms Gladys Koh and so on...

Presentation was good as we kept to our limit (although i was presenting off-the-cuff) and everybody was happy. Then the Dark Lord came and crash our joyous moment with 4 distinct question and 2 aiming at me.

1) What are the criterias invovle for consumers to take either premier or private banking?
2) What is the threat for the East Asian Region?
3)What steps should OCBC take to protect fraudulent trades?
4) What is the cost of implementing our Bluetooth system?

I GIA TIO LEH! For the first question, he definitely missed out listening to Nazreen's presentation (mayb having wet dreams of nazreen...oops sowie naz) ,the 2nd and 3rd questions are definitely aimed at me for the purpose of just wanting to shoot me down and the last is to make us look bad.

When Ah Boon's group was presenting, he also shot them down. Was saying things like your plan is not commercially viable and therefore just a dream. I shot him down and asked "Y are you shooting others when they have done nothing to you?"

I mean look at it. Why are you creating trouble for yourself? Is it COMMERCIALLY-VIABLE for you to do so? Let's faced it, for once, can't you adopt humility as your virtue? The guy who dun like to wear pants is more smarter than you and he is more humble than you. Do you mean that shooting others down impress the girls? If your mentality is of impressing the girls, you are disgusting me.

Then came another one. Well known in NYP for the wrong reasons. This is really a unique specimen of his kind that thinks that memorising his script impresses the girls. His presentation totally sux with him trying to be LOUD and at the same time attracts the girls' attention. And wanted to be off-the-cuff like me. Was saying things like HSBC has branches in Hong Kong.......(long pauses)...India.....Paris.....and UAE.

I do find ways to make myself feel good but i dun stoop so low to your level. If you really want to be popular, here's a tip: Stop being dumb and drop all your "impressive acts". Stick to the point and do your work properly.Well, as usual, i shot him down with nonsensical questions to kill him off so that he can never come back to live and disturb me again.

Then came to Lia's group which i must say did an impressive presentation. HZH couldn't take things lying down and attacked her group by stressing things that HSBC is the first in Islamic Banking. Another just becoz it sux. Got shot down by Lia herself and i added fuel to the fire by critising his very existence in FSRC (i'm exaggerating as usual).

But a scene broke out after the presentation finish with Lia attacking HZH with vicious words and he attacked her back by saying "Shut up". Lia was almost at the point of punching his godamn face for good but i stopped her by asking HZH to "Shut up". Mad with fury, i could have just give him a good kick in the face for undesirables like him do not belong to the society. They belong in a special area called Buangkok Green.

For those who are concerned, the Index shot up to 700,000 points during that violent moment and i speculate that it will rise rapidly with my planning to incur more of my wrath on him to annihilate his very existence in this very face of Earth.

Foolish in Love

Wise man say,
Only fools rush in.
But i can't help falling in love with you.

Shall i stay?
Would it be a sin?
If i can't help falling in love with you.

Like a river flows,
surely to the sea,
Darling so it goes
Some things are meant to be

Take my hand,
take my whole life too,
For I can't help falling in love with you.

Listening to this song really makes me wonder... Have i been foolish with myself? I know i dun have anything that she desires but i just can't get her off my mind. She looks so angelic in her own way but whenever she saw me, she will turn devilish and brushed me off like i'm some dirt.

I noe that she's avoiding me coz i'm like some pest that is irritating her. It hurts and i'm mortally crushed these few days. Its as though your heart is like a paper being scratched, stabbed and torn into million pieces. There's not much i can say but here's to you, You Are CRUEL.

Am I a good lover?

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

Fun video in FSRC

Special edition: FSRC Fun video

Warning: Those below 18 is prohibited from watching. Any posting to You Tube will infringe copyrights and will be liable for defamation, infrigement of copyrights and a lifetime supply of rotten char sao pao will be provided.

Disclaimer: Theis is an entirely fictitious and entertaining purpose video. Any similarities or offensive to any party is not intentionally done and the director apologises beforehand.

Now, enjoy!

Please rate the video after watching. If not, the curse of Zong Huan will befall upon you and you will be pervetic for 10 years.

Saturday Night Fever

Finally i woke up from my deepest sleep ever.

Saturday was the most exciting night for me. After a hard day at work, i went to meet up with my swissotel colleagues cum close friends; Rizwan, Aishah, Lydia, Alang, Jaya and Bert to go zouk.

Had my patience running thin with me having to wait for the entire gang who practices janji melayu (malay promises) and ended up at zouk close to 10pm. After buying the discounted tickets at 12 bucks, we went out to Great World City for them to have a drinking session and pass time until 11 plus before reentering zouk.

Not much of a party animal myself, i wasn't so interested in all those gyrating dances that were both cool and disgusting at the same tyme. The music and effects were superb and i began to dance bangra after being prodded by my friends. Was looking for Liling and Amali but none of them were present to enjoy my second night clubbing.

Aniwaez, went home at 4 plus and was horribly tired. Btw, to my FSRC gang, i have neglected my part 3 these few days. Wasn't in the mood to do work but i promise a masterpiece for the project tomolo.

Camwhoring at FSRC (with a slight twist)

Well,

Since today is a super duper boring day at FSRC, we decided to camwhore but with a slight twist.
You can get all these actions at Jia En's blog where it has 4 dedicated videos by me. The 3 songs is sponsored by Stephen Chow from the God of Gambler 3 (back to Shanghai) from the Char Sao Pao song regarding paus.

The next is from Jay Chou's western song.

Well dudes and babes, just a slight reminder, if you are below 18, you are not allowed to watch. And the first person to post it on you tube will earn a pau from me.

Camwhoring at FSRC

Hais...

Nothing to do, we cam whore...

Here are the pics...