Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Rizwan 500 Industrial Index (3/3/2007)

I understand that most of the investors are concerned with the market conditions currently. So as CEO, I'm happy to declare that its booming rapidly.

Updates on FSRC's market:

The day started all well after i finally came exactly at 8.30am and was feeling happy with myself. As i was taking over Janice's duties (President of FSRC), i decided to do it quickly before focusing on slacking for the rest of the day. The sky started to darken and gales of wind blew hard into FSRC.

HZH came late and dutifully, i marked him late and had to submit his details to the system. Was asking Janice for all the procedures and i informed her that HZH was late. That's when he shouted and demanded to noe why i was speaking about him. I shouted back with uncouth words amid strong applause from all the investors and the index shot up drastically and was at 780,000 points as of lunch time.

The index drop slightly when it was reopened after lunch but at 3 pm, several incidence caused the rapid shift of the index. Yong Xian, Public Relation Director of the Index, decided to declare the rest of day as Games Day and almost all the investors joined to play games like Mafia, Passing Parcel and Murderer. Mafia was silly to play (as populated by Sebastian) and we focused on Passing Parcel after that. That's when the market became violent.

Had many forfeits done (most were gross like when me and CYX had to do pole dancing with each other) but the worse was when i had to take HZH's cap and posed with it. Was saying things like " Where's your manners? Your mother never teach ah?" and "F*** U and Mother F***** towards me. He even dared to scold me CHILDISH. This time round, the fighter spirit in me came out. I fought him word for word until he gave up. At that point, i instigated him by asking innocently whether he had lost. As a pervetic coward, he refused to answer.

The index as of now is at 2,500,000 points and is expected to rise for the incoming weeks. Investors should quickly buy the stocks now or risk losing the opportunity to make more money.

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