Rizwan 500 Industrial Index

For those who are not used to finance, its just a complete rubbish so dun bother to read more on them.

The recent incorporation of the Rizwan 500 Industrial Index in the Financial Resource Service Centre (FSRC) was sponsored by the Islamic Bank of Rizwan. The purpose of this index is to measure the VIOLENTILITY of us towards HOE ZONG HUAN and as CEO, i'm happy to say that the index is booming rapidly.

Most of you will be waiting to hear the commentary of what happened during the presentation today and i'm happy to give you my version (true and original) of the event.

As my group ( Me, Jia En, Nazreen,Yi Xuan and Grace) was the first to present today, all of us were jittery and nervous about the ordeal. Started off well with my usual carry ball method of greetings: A very good morning to our charismatic and visionary lecturer, Ms Gladys Koh and so on...

Presentation was good as we kept to our limit (although i was presenting off-the-cuff) and everybody was happy. Then the Dark Lord came and crash our joyous moment with 4 distinct question and 2 aiming at me.

1) What are the criterias invovle for consumers to take either premier or private banking?
2) What is the threat for the East Asian Region?
3)What steps should OCBC take to protect fraudulent trades?
4) What is the cost of implementing our Bluetooth system?

I GIA TIO LEH! For the first question, he definitely missed out listening to Nazreen's presentation (mayb having wet dreams of nazreen...oops sowie naz) ,the 2nd and 3rd questions are definitely aimed at me for the purpose of just wanting to shoot me down and the last is to make us look bad.

When Ah Boon's group was presenting, he also shot them down. Was saying things like your plan is not commercially viable and therefore just a dream. I shot him down and asked "Y are you shooting others when they have done nothing to you?"

I mean look at it. Why are you creating trouble for yourself? Is it COMMERCIALLY-VIABLE for you to do so? Let's faced it, for once, can't you adopt humility as your virtue? The guy who dun like to wear pants is more smarter than you and he is more humble than you. Do you mean that shooting others down impress the girls? If your mentality is of impressing the girls, you are disgusting me.

Then came another one. Well known in NYP for the wrong reasons. This is really a unique specimen of his kind that thinks that memorising his script impresses the girls. His presentation totally sux with him trying to be LOUD and at the same time attracts the girls' attention. And wanted to be off-the-cuff like me. Was saying things like HSBC has branches in Hong Kong.......(long pauses)...India.....Paris.....and UAE.

I do find ways to make myself feel good but i dun stoop so low to your level. If you really want to be popular, here's a tip: Stop being dumb and drop all your "impressive acts". Stick to the point and do your work properly.Well, as usual, i shot him down with nonsensical questions to kill him off so that he can never come back to live and disturb me again.

Then came to Lia's group which i must say did an impressive presentation. HZH couldn't take things lying down and attacked her group by stressing things that HSBC is the first in Islamic Banking. Another just becoz it sux. Got shot down by Lia herself and i added fuel to the fire by critising his very existence in FSRC (i'm exaggerating as usual).

But a scene broke out after the presentation finish with Lia attacking HZH with vicious words and he attacked her back by saying "Shut up". Lia was almost at the point of punching his godamn face for good but i stopped her by asking HZH to "Shut up". Mad with fury, i could have just give him a good kick in the face for undesirables like him do not belong to the society. They belong in a special area called Buangkok Green.

For those who are concerned, the Index shot up to 700,000 points during that violent moment and i speculate that it will rise rapidly with my planning to incur more of my wrath on him to annihilate his very existence in this very face of Earth.